These are little hen ornaments — not chicks — and they absolutely look grumpy, sarcastic, and slightly unimpressed with the world.
Plump and low-sitting, they have that settled hen shape, as if they’ve parked themselves down and decided they’re not moving for anyone. One is finished in a soft, warm grey with tiny dotted markings, the other in a deep mossy green, both glossy and smooth with a gently handmade feel.
Their expressions are what really steal the show: small beaks, wide eyes, and just enough attitude to suggest they’ve seen things and have opinions about them. Not cute-cute — more dry, deadpan, and quietly judgmental in the best possible way.
Perfect for adding humour and character to a kitchen shelf, tray, windowsill, or sideboard. They bring that slightly cheeky farmhouse charm — the kind that makes people smile twice.
Approximate size:
Width: 12–12.5 cm
Height: 10–11 cm